We love food. We hate long-winded recipes.

We’re Pat and Karla. We geek out hard over kickass food and drinks, especially when we get to make them (and consume them) together. Throughout our many years of culinary exploration, we’ve developed a shared pet peeve: IRRITATINGLY LONG RECIPES. Listen Susan, nobody is trying to scroll through your 10 paragraphs talking about your grandma’s house in Montpelier and how you learned to love radishes from her garden. JUST TELL US HOW TO MAKE. THE DAMN. FOOD. So anyway, we’re just gonna tell you how to make the damn food. Shut Up! Let’s Eat.